“Now, if those bloated German tourist guys would stop wearing Speedos we’d be getting somewhere, geez it’s disgusting. Europeans in general seem to wear the things for some strange reason.”
Europeans have a more relaxed attitude to that sort of thing than Americans probably because their culture has been influenced by classical Greek ideas about the beauty of the human form.
That aside, point well taken that in a world inhabited by Nancy Pelosi and Rosie O’Donnell, modesty is sometimes a very good thing.
The Greek Classicists no doubt failed to envision the behemoths that periodically hove into view on South Atlantic beaches. Cover it up, nobody wants to see that, lol.