What I can say for sure is that a fat lady in any swimsuit is an abomination!
Which piece?
“As a Christian guy I’m torn over the bikini. I want to say is acceptable, but I can’t for sure.”
I tell you what’s not acceptable to me and that’s thongs. The idea of having a piece of fabric lodged up your...nevermind.
One-piece suits aren’t necessarily more modest because when they get wet, they become skintight and tend to show stuff off.
That’s why the Good Lord invented tarps.