Nice going there.
I had to shift a whole stone last year,
the lard never stood a chance.
Here's a picture of Winnie the Pooh to celebrate your achievement.
Would you please translate “shift a whole stone”? Does that mean losing 20 lbs. or something. And howcome the lard never stood a chance. Did you have to keep lifting a whole stone’s worth multiple times? Please excuse ignorance—don’t think a websearch would help on this one.