Blaaaaaargh! I have to stay off the main board! I keep typing carefully-worded, polysyllabic posts in which I tell a Random FR Misogynist to bleep himself with a garbleblarg ... but then I erase them (or you’d be hearing the Patented Psychotic Rants from here.)
Someone post a joke or an African animal picture, while I go to Walmart!
Now, if you type a long, referenced, linked opinion, the most carefully thought-out response you're likely to get is, "Go away, troll!"
Anti-misogynous humor? How's this?

Dear T-c,
I can post any number of insults directed toward a misogynistic Random FR person if you like. You are needed here. I’m extraneous. Just point me in the correct direction! (I expected to be kicked out of here many moons ago). Don’t be concerned about me. You, my dear, are very necessary to the continuance of the UT. It’s OK. Just know that my thoughts and prayers are w/you and w/your family.
Your FRiend,
Sg