[NicknamedBob]

"Two boxes of cereal?"

Another customer in the store asked me if it tasted good.

"It tastes about like something you'd feed a horse," I replied, "But if you eat your cereal before you have your coffee it doesn't matter."

I'm the same character wherever I go.

[Monkey Face]

..."But if you eat your cereal before you have your coffee it doesn't matter."...

You're scaring me, Bob. How can you even THINK about eating before that first cup of coffee? *shudder*