Oh no Darks, it's too late ... the whisperings have me. It's all clear now. Darks is the smart person and the whisperings are coming from Hotel California. One can check in but never leave. Sorry Darks. That dunce hat and stool was looking so inviting. Should have listened to you, Darks. Should have gone to the desk. Never did find that hidden entertainment system and the whisperings ... oh the whisperings were so seductive. The siren's song.
They keep repeating the same thing over and over.
Cookies. We have chocolate-chip cookies.
That's what caused Anakin to go to the dark side, too, I'll bet.