Midget girl just hopped onto the kitchen windowsill to check out the bird feeder on the deck-the other pets weren’t paying much attention, but when a squirrel ran down the outside window frame, she freaked out, fell backwards out of the window and right onto Husky girl, who just gave her a what-the-hell-is-your-problem look while the other two cats barely blinked. Not easily amused...
awwww....
Jules was having some species confusion last week. On three separate occasions he tried bringing a bird feather into the house! was hoping there was no bird carcass out there that he was dismembering.
Oh and a few weeks back he came in with something hanging off his ear hair. xsbaby was petting him when he came in and said ew, there’s something slimy on his ear. we looked and it appeared to be some leechlike thing and she, xsteen and i started screaming. xsteen’s boyfriend was there and i said, xsboyfriend, you are the man, you have to deal with this! i handed him a papertowel, we held jules still and he extracted the thing from his ear. i know xsBF wanted to scream like a woman but didn’t dare do so in front of the three of us. had xsboy been home and i tried that on him, he would just say, I”M NOT going to deal with it, YOU get it off of him. But xsBF didn’t dare!
That’s pretty funny.
- - How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
13. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.