That reminds me of the joke about the immigrant taking English as a Second Language. He's asked to use "green," "pink," and "yellow" in a sentence.
"The telephone goes 'green, green' so I pink it up and say 'yellow!'"
12 posted on 01/02/2013 6:09:24 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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