[Rum Tum Tugger]

As you can see from this thread, the average Freeper is pretty old. Now, that might lead one to conclude that the average Freeper is from the “Old School”. But that would be wrong. The average Freeper is from the school they tore down to build the Old School.

[Craftmore]

I was a middles aged man when the newlywed couple Sam and Minerva Hill moved in next door,So ill just say im older than the hills.