
Perhaps the Oompa Loompas mistook the victim for the notorious Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated, and would be corporate spy and thief of the Everlasting Gobstopper.
We live in strange times.
To: Slings and Arrows
Ping
(Aren’t Oompa Loompas just orange Smurfs?)
2 posted on
12/31/2012 5:03:54 PM PST by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I hope they can find them before they disguise themselves.
3 posted on
12/31/2012 5:06:07 PM PST by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: DogByte6RER
Kebabs are disgusting. (just thought i’d throw that in there)
5 posted on
12/31/2012 5:11:00 PM PST by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: DogByte6RER
Real men don’t dress like Oompa-Loompas
To: DogByte6RER
Clockwork Orange is finally here!
9 posted on
12/31/2012 5:22:36 PM PST by
duckworth
(Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
To: DogByte6RER
Does Charlie Crist have a good alibi?
To: DogByte6RER
I knew that times have been tough for the Oompa-Loompas ever since Wonka moved the factory to Mexico. I had now idea that things were this bad, though.
11 posted on
12/31/2012 5:26:33 PM PST by
Sapper26
(Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
To: DogByte6RER

This could adversely affect his nomination to SoS...
13 posted on
12/31/2012 5:42:49 PM PST by
mikrofon
(?) Happy New Year 2013 (?)
To: DogByte6RER
What?...did they just blend in with the crowd?
15 posted on
12/31/2012 5:55:09 PM PST by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: DogByte6RER
As if this year wasn’t already weird enough...
16 posted on
12/31/2012 6:02:13 PM PST by
Mr. K
(There are lies, dammed lies, statistics, and democrap talking points.)
To: DogByte6RER
Begs the question, since it’s not ok to hit girls, even if they hit you first. Is it proper to strike an Oompa-Loompa, in self defence or otherwise?
18 posted on
12/31/2012 6:08:36 PM PST by
exnavy
(Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
To: DogByte6RER
19 posted on
12/31/2012 6:13:14 PM PST by
bigbob
To: DogByte6RER
From the story...
“It is not the first time that Oompa-Loompas have had a brush with the law.
A man dressed as one of the characters was allegedly involved in a brawl during a fancy dress evening at a Welcome Family holiday park in Dawlish, Devon, in May 2009.”
20 posted on
12/31/2012 6:45:11 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: DogByte6RER
Ooompa Loompas and Kebob House.
It is official..I don’t know what the heck is going on anymore. I used to think I did, but as usual I had no clue. Still don’t.
21 posted on
12/31/2012 7:00:32 PM PST by
berdie
To: DogByte6RER
To: DogByte6RER
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