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Police Hunt for Men Dressed as Oompa-Loompas After Attack on 28-Year-Old as He Left Kebab House
The Daily Mail ^
| 31 December 2012
| Amanda Williams
Posted on 12/31/2012 5:01:24 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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Perhaps the Oompa Loompas mistook the victim for the notorious Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated, and would be corporate spy and thief of the Everlasting Gobstopper.
We live in strange times.
To: Slings and Arrows
Ping
(Aren’t Oompa Loompas just orange Smurfs?)
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:03:54 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I hope they can find them before they disguise themselves.
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:06:07 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: humblegunner; Eaker
You guys have all your midgets and dwarfs accounted for?
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:06:26 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: DogByte6RER
Kebabs are disgusting. (just thought i’d throw that in there)
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:11:00 PM PST
by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: DogByte6RER
Real men don’t dress like Oompa-Loompas
To: riri
Kebabs ARE disgusting.
I always preferred kabobs. (heh)
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:13:32 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: shibumi; humblegunner
You guys have all your midgets and dwarfs accounted for?We are good here at the Compound.
Don't know about The Keep.
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:20:46 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. — Robert A. Heinlein.)
To: DogByte6RER
Clockwork Orange is finally here!
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:22:36 PM PST
by
duckworth
(Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
To: DogByte6RER
Does Charlie Crist have a good alibi?
To: DogByte6RER
I knew that times have been tough for the Oompa-Loompas ever since Wonka moved the factory to Mexico. I had now idea that things were this bad, though.
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:26:33 PM PST
by
Sapper26
(Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
To: Sapper26
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:35:58 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
This could adversely affect his nomination to SoS...
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:42:49 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(?) Happy New Year 2013 (?)
To: shibumi
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:54:27 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: DogByte6RER
What?...did they just blend in with the crowd?
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posted on
12/31/2012 5:55:09 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: DogByte6RER
As if this year wasn’t already weird enough...
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posted on
12/31/2012 6:02:13 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(There are lies, dammed lies, statistics, and democrap talking points.)
To: shibumi
You guys have all your midgets and dwarfs accounted for? Wrong and wrong. . . .
That's "Gravitationally Challenged"
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posted on
12/31/2012 6:05:25 PM PST
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: DogByte6RER
Begs the question, since it’s not ok to hit girls, even if they hit you first. Is it proper to strike an Oompa-Loompa, in self defence or otherwise?
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posted on
12/31/2012 6:08:36 PM PST
by
exnavy
(Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
12/31/2012 6:13:14 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: DogByte6RER
From the story...
“It is not the first time that Oompa-Loompas have had a brush with the law.
A man dressed as one of the characters was allegedly involved in a brawl during a fancy dress evening at a Welcome Family holiday park in Dawlish, Devon, in May 2009.”
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posted on
12/31/2012 6:45:11 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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