Happy new years eve! I was about to turn in my homework earlier, but I had to run to the general store for some cornmeal, and the fog/mist is so thick that it is like 0 visibility...
If I were Hillary Clinton
I wouldn’t waste any time-
I’d file for workers comp
On emperor Obama’s dime
While she’s not abstemious
And never was-with travel
This injury is work related
And has caused her to unravel
For throwing her under the bus
Obama and his merry mobster crew
Would learn if you screw a Clinton
They’ll just put the hurt on you...
I would like to be the casemanager assigned to that comp claim just to see her employer howl as his experience rate goes through the roof-she would get all the goodies-temporary benefits, supplemental benefits, reasonable accommodations like extra time off for exercise after flights, and a bonus if she returns to work early, which it appears that she will. And she could be honest about the whole thing-a first for her...
A +++ that’s a great idea!