[youngidiot]

I bought the necklace at a garage sale in Hope Arkansas several years ago. The Russians aren’t getting it back because I sold it for scap to a man at a mall kiosk.

[beaversmom]

I bought the necklace at a garage sale in Hope Arkansas several years ago. The Russians aren’t getting it back because I sold it for scap to a man at a mall kiosk.

You idiot! ;)

[skinkinthegrass]

that reminds me:An American tourist in Paris, who purchase an inexpensive amber necklace in a trinket ship, was shocked when he had to say quite a high duty on it to clear customs in New York.
This aroused his curiosity, so he had it re appraised. After looking at the object under a magnifying glass, the jeweles said, " I Will give you $25,000 for it."
Greatly surprised, the man decided to have another expert examine it. When he did, he was offered $10,000 more."
What do you see that's so valuable about this old necklace?" asked the astonished man. " Look through this glass," replied the jeweler.
There before his eyes was an inscription: " From Napoleon Bonaparte to Josephine."