[Salamander]

I don’t even *have* one.

[Venus envy?]

“I just don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.”

Uh...erm...I...

No comment.

;D

[Riley]

Thank you for giving me the first chuckle I’ve had during a very personally painful weekend.

[rmh47]

As I was scrolling down this thread, I came upon your comment, #12. Your screen name was still covered at the bottom of the page. I said to myself, "That's gotta be Sal."

And sho 'nuff.

The rest of your comments also cracked me up, too. Thanks for the chuckle tonight.