Oh, I know, I was being droll.
If I ever tried to use one of those I would go on a sneezing jag lasting for days.
I also read where people used non-sterile water and essentially injected deadly parasites into their head.
It doesn’t make you sneeze-just clears the sinuses-and why do I think that the clueless users of Neti pots are people who will be holding lighted bottle rockets in their bare hands on New Years Eve?
Droll? Is that what you are going for? ; )