Kitten Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited seven damn years to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
“Well isn’t this nice...”
And isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?
My dog’s stomach was very upset,
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat.
Hey I said, isn’t that ironic?
I adopted a kitten from overseas,
To rescue him from cat forced-labor factories.
And on his very first birthday,
We went to Build-a-Bear Workshop.
And isn’t it ironic,
Don’t you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
Never chip the cat
Much better chance he won’t find his way home
Alien cat implants - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Alien implants is a term used in Ufology to describe a physical object placed in a cat’s body after they have been abducted by aliens.
Good, but your “Fake Christmas/Lombardi” poem is one that should be inscribed and glazed on a plate, to be placed on a mantle.