Clinton excuses for avoiding testifying.
Naw. That’s too political. However, now that I think about it, how about a combination of Scenario #1 and #2? The chubby North Korean nerd, Kim Jong-il notices the popularity of Gangnam and steals that act with his own dance to raise big bucks via YouTube hits so he can afford to build an A-bomb? Come to think of it, has anybody ever seen Rapper PSY and Kim Jong-il in the same room together?