[Secret Agent Man]

1. no more big gulp for you - possible crosover for tsa expansion and gun ban idiocy - toilet safety admin

2. fiscal cliff diving.

[Secret Agent Man]

3. i’m from the government and i’m here to take your stuff. cartmann volunteers.

4. applesauce - the new ceo destroys apple in a series of stupid disastrous politically correct new directives, everyone asks if it’s just brilliance they don’t get, or deliberate sabotage? example apple gay marriage subscriptions. ex. after a new update, on no apple product can you type the words “gun”, “conservative” or “baby”. - obama presidency parallel

5. bring me the obamaphone. the boys find out they qualify for free phones, but did they read the fine print of the contract with the government?

6. flash mob fridays.

[uncitizen]

Lol!

/ fiscal cliff diving. /