To: MinorityRepublican; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
RIMMER: You took your time. Where've you been?
LISTER: I was in the AR machine.
RIMMER: Again??
LISTER: What'd you mean again?
RIMMER: Everyone knows you only use the AR machine to have sex.
LISTER: That is not true.
RIMMER: Yes, true. It's pathetic watching you grind away day after day. It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg. That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetimes gurantee, you've worn it out in nearly three weeks.
LISTER: That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel. I don't just play the role play games. What about the sporting simulations? Like zero-gee kick boxing and Wimbledon.
RIMMER: You only play Wimbledon cos you're having it off with that jail bait ball girl.
LISTER: Is another total lie. She's not jail bait, she's seventeen.
RIMMER: Lister, she's a computer sprite, and surely that's the point; she's just a load of pixels.
LISTER: Yeah, but what pixels!
21 posted on
12/24/2012 5:53:27 PM PST by
null and void
(Going Galt: The won't of the people)
To: null and void
Rimmer: “Unpack Raphael and get out the puncture repair kit”.
27 posted on
12/24/2012 6:02:31 PM PST by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: null and void
LOL
Didn’t make it to the bottom of your post and knew it was you.
Merry Christmas.
46 posted on
12/24/2012 7:12:50 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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