An in-law, while in England during WWII, was coming back to base after a night of leave, and was arrested for relieving himself on the side of the road. I wish we had a copy of the citation which read:
“Urinating on the King’s Highway”
When I was stationed on Guam in 1956 one of the Marine guards at the main entrance of the main Navy base was written up by an Officer’s wife for farting on duty. The document said something like, “I observed Cpl..... lift his leg break wind and say aah.”