[cripplecreek]

I’d weigh about 800 lbs there.

[txnativegop]

I’d weigh about 1400 lbs there, somebody needs to pack a crane, I’d need it.

[Neanderthal]

"I’d weigh about 800 lbs there."

Only if the planet has the same diameter as Earth. With a large enough diameter you might weigh the same on the surface of that planet as you do here.

[GreatMan]

Bloomberg would limit your drink size to about 71 ounces there.