[momtothree]

“... found the snake eggs several weeks ago and put them in his wardrobe”.

If he was mine, he’d be on the naughty step while I got my heart rate back to normal. Aaghghghgh!!!

[Flycatcher]

Sad to say, when I was a boy, I used to catch (harmless) snakes, wrap them around my neck, then knock on my own front door to scare my mom when she opened it.

I should consider myself fortunate she still loves me.