[humblegunner]

If anybody in such slim financial straits were a ghetto dweller who spent his days playing Black-Ops instead of getting his ass down to Burger King to take orders for minimum wage folks on this forum would be tripping over themselves to villify him.

You obviously know nothing about Lazamataz.

I've known him since he was a child, living on the back streets of Harlem.

He was born a poor black child with a cleft lip and blind in one eye.
He overcame these challenges and elevated himself out of poverty
and squalor and into a much better situation, using only his own two
hands and his own keen mind. He did not let his speech defect
or his partial blindness or his deformity deter him in the pursuit
of his goals.

Dig that railroad tie out of your own eye before you worry about the splinter in Laz's one good eye.

[Carriage Hill]

I should have swallowed my fruit juice before reading that!!!!

Monitor squeegee in use:

[smokingfrog]

You forgot about his clubbed foot and psoriasis.