[wideawake]

McPherson made a point to inform the county commissioners that she and other local Pastafarians take their religious beliefs very seriously.

Yawn.

I think everyone knows someone in their 30s/40s who has a 12 year old's sense of humor.

The kind of person who cannot believe how incredibly clever he is, while everyone else around him cannot believe that he actually thinks he's clever.

[Adolf Verloc]

May you be touched by His Noodly Apppendage!