The roller derby queen song reminds me of another nonsense song about skating from my missspent youth-
“I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you’re avoiding me
I’m okay alone, but you got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key”...
We had some skates when I was little. Metal contraptions that fit onto the outside of whatever shoes you happened to be wearing.
I can STILL sing that song....scary