Impossible. Unsupported speculation based on no evidence. Are you a geologist?
Dude really I am trying to help you out with your theory. IF you choose not to take the time to simply google the truth then well...that’s your problem not mine but trust me I would not post something that was not true or skeptical without tagging it as such.
IMO, don't rule out plate tectonics as part of the answer. It would be nice if your theory addressed the contributing effects of other impacts in earth's history. Also, you should consider what may be causing rhythmic ice age cycles/CO2 spikes every 100K years or so. As the gipper pointed out, mountain formation occuring at different epochs needs accounting for.
Certainly you've pointed to a number of interesting facts/clues that need serious considerations!
Thanks for sharing!!