Then cut off their hair and positioned their bodies into gun shapes and used them as weapons. Hilarious.
Were you ever a guest or caller on the Dennis Prager radio show? The reason I ask is heard a story very similar to yours on there.
Barbara gave Kristi a Sea King Explorer kit, and Kristi wrapped her legs in a green towel and said she was a mermaid. Barb said, "But you could be a Sea King! You could be anything you want!"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
Sez Kristi, "I want to be a boat."