[Salamander]

Hmmm...I see that 50mm is responsible for that charming image.

Not sure where the ‘toothpick’ crap comes from.

My dog’s forearm is bigger around than my wrist.

Maybe the photo needed something for perspective.

[or the poster is just an ignorant dork...pick one]

[50mm]

Hmmm...I see that 50mm is responsible for that charming image.

It was inspired by a nightmare about my ex. I'm hesitant to use my current nightmares.

[Daffynition]

Had I known you were serving hors d oeuvres...I woulda been on time for the party.

Looks like they took their ball and went home.