Most people in Texas don’t keep their dogs on the roof. Maybe I’ll put all seven of mine on the roof to see what happens. Or maybe not.
Oh and BTW n00bie, take your threat and shove it up your ass.
I once had a border collie-ausie cross that use to jump from the heat pump up onto the roof from the back yard, cross over and jump down into the front yard so he could go roaming.
He couldn’t make it up to the roof in one jump, but easily made it down in one, looked like he was flying.
We named him Sharky, cause he ate like one. I also saw him snatch a pheasant out of the air.
He was a good dog, but simply had to be supervised at all times because he was just a regular Tom Sawyer in search of adventure and hijinks (and pancakes, he loved catching and eating pancakes).