[Hot Tabasco]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

[SeaHawkFan]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Delta Dawn]

It’s green and rhymes with honey.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

Hot Tabasco that works. lol

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

A foot-long johnson?

[LouAvul]

Sarcasm, right? That said, he takes copious amounts of viagra and is deaf as a result. He said he prefers whoremongering to being able to hear. But don’t envy him. He’s obviously a very desperate, frightened and lonely human being. And at his age, to be healed would be a repudiation of his entire life.

[Bernard Marx]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

1. A good publicist - this silly stuff keeps him in the public eye.

2. Money -- unless you're independently wealthy.

[willyd]

What’s he got that you don’t have?

herpes

[BwanaNdege]

"What’s he got that I don’t have?"

Money and the promise to put all these narcissistic bimbos in the pages of his magazine.

No different than the fabled Hollywood "casting couch".

"I'm going to make you a STAR!"

Sad for the girls, pitiful for the shriveled, dried up husk of a man.

Now ask yourself, "What do I have that Hefner does not?"

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"Count your blessings, name them one by one..."

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