[Paladin2]

"Both dogs jumped into the back seat."

(Self) Busted!

[a real Sheila]

I have a book of dog stories and there is a hilarious one about a SCARY big black lab chasing a guy who is out walking in the neighborhood.
The lab gets to him and is growling and trying to determine if the man is friend or foe and the man, in a moment of clarity, knowing that 99% of labs KNOW what a ball is, asks “Where is your ball? Go get your ball!”
The lab’s ears perk up and he takes off running, coming back immediately with a tennis ball and dropping it at the man’s feet.