The National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Agency recently issued a statement indicating it knew of no evidence of the existence of “aquatic humanoids.”
Sasquatch whereabouts is no secret. Known as "the Wookie," it lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washigton D.C.
The couple who live in the BathHouse are "0b0z0ids." I'll leave it to scientists to decide whether they are "aquatic" or not.
Heidy ho...
Actually Sasquatches are probably quite benevolent and harmless compared to certain “humans” who resemble them...