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During the time in Europe when folks truly believed in vampires this was done. If the body was still "fresh" they drove a steak through the heart of the corpse.

I will hope that is why these people are pulling his carcass out of the ground.

1 posted on 11/24/2012 3:41:08 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

I’m betting he’s still dead.


2 posted on 11/24/2012 3:43:42 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: Morgana

The World is a better place without him and it is a pretty well known “secret” that he died from AIDS acquired from one of his many male servants.


3 posted on 11/24/2012 3:47:37 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Morgana

“Next, on the world’s worst jobs..”


4 posted on 11/24/2012 3:48:20 PM PST by AU72
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To: Morgana
The remains of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat will be exhumed

I'm betting he doesn't smell any better now than he did before.

5 posted on 11/24/2012 3:51:56 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Morgana

The vampires were vegetarians?


6 posted on 11/24/2012 3:52:45 PM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Morgana

Nobelitis. It eats up anything in the cranial cavity.


8 posted on 11/24/2012 3:56:57 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Criminal defense lawyers won't have the Twinkie to kick around anymore.)
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To: Morgana

I heard they were having trouble due to all the mud covering the area. The mud and the heavy odor of urine.


11 posted on 11/24/2012 4:00:24 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Morgana

What kinda of chaos will be triggered if he is found to have been poisoned?


12 posted on 11/24/2012 4:04:24 PM PST by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: Morgana

That pederast POS died of AIDS not Polonium.


13 posted on 11/24/2012 4:06:45 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: Morgana

A hazmat team will be on standby.


17 posted on 11/24/2012 4:17:11 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Morgana
they drove a steak through the heart of the corpse.

stake

19 posted on 11/24/2012 4:51:57 PM PST by terycarl
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To: Morgana

Should have flushed twice to be sure that he wouldn’t be back!


21 posted on 11/24/2012 5:09:17 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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a lethal radioactive substance in biological traces on Arafat's clothing

If there was ever anyone who deserved to glow in the dark, it was Arafat.


22 posted on 11/24/2012 5:11:08 PM PST by EternalVigilance (America's creed: Our rights come from God, not men. Governments exist to secure those rights.)
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To: Morgana

Clone him, then kill him again.


23 posted on 11/24/2012 5:30:50 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Thought Puzzle: Describe Islam without using the phrase "mental disorder" more than four times.)
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To: Morgana

Muzzies....will....believe....anything....


26 posted on 11/24/2012 7:01:23 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Morgana

I’ll bet when they dig him up, they’ll find he hasn’t changed much, in his looks or his thinking.


27 posted on 11/24/2012 7:50:57 PM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: Morgana
If he's not in there will they have to declare his grave 100% Arafat free?
30 posted on 11/26/2012 1:09:04 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Morgana
If he's not in there will they have to declare his grave 100% Arafat free?
31 posted on 11/26/2012 1:09:04 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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