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To: postal patty

My wild turkeys come in my yard if I don’t get the corn out for them early enough.
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I have had plenty of dealings with ‘Wild Turkey’(s) and corn never entered the picture.

I am waiting for a President with gonads to stop this idiotic BS of ‘pardoning’ the Turkey.

My ‘hero’ will go to the lawn for the ceremony, snap his fingers and an ‘old stump’ will appear and an ax will be handed to the Pres - who will take the first whack.

They could raffle off swings at the turkey on the stump.

Of course the first president with the appropriate gonads will probably be TFPWOB — a woman of the stature of HRC.


21 posted on 11/21/2012 7:02:17 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98 "Hope in one hand and $hiite in the other and see which fills up first".)
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To: xrmusn
I have had plenty of dealings with ‘Wild Turkey’(s) and corn never entered the picture.

I did too, once. I don't remember the encounter.

23 posted on 11/21/2012 7:09:16 PM PST by wastedyears (I don't want to live on this planet anymore.)
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