[OneWingedShark]

I don’t think the body cavity searches should merely be confined to airports anymore.
If, as a nation, we’re really concerned about domestic, home-grown terrorists, it seems to me that the TSA should go by everyone’s domicile weekly in armed teams to conduct thorough searches. I think we should expect nothing less from our protectors.

Indeed, if only the government could control every aspect of our lives, down to and including bowel movement times and masses... then we could truly live in a free utopia.
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[dagogo redux]

“Indeed, if only the government could control every aspect of our lives, down to and including bowel movement times and masses... then we could truly live in a free utopia.
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And “indeed” back at ya’!

I do believe that’s exactly the direction they AND our bowel movements are heading in. So much in sync, in fact, that I can hardly tell the difference between them any more.