I guess you now know I’m supposed to be a comedy writer, just can’t shake it sometime.. blush.. :)
That’s okay. Really up until the Battan part you sounded like you were on a roll....maybe you could have used the dust bowl (and my family went through that out on the Colorado Kansas border) instead...I mean that was rough and I know people died and all but at least it was Mother Nature (and bad farming practices) getting even.
AsI said we can all use a good laugh