How many brother-in-laws do you have left? A six pack of beer, a screwdriver, and a double-dog dare... that pesky BIL can be out of your life forever (depending on the odds), and you get the honking big cap.
/johnny
"....and you get the honking big cap."
It remains an attractive nuisance, but now I know I should just leave it intact (except for cutting off the external cord) and keep a laptop and some other electronics in there in case Iran comes after us.