[Mr. K]

Be back in a half an hour...

[ConservativeStatement]

Make sure you split the sandwich, you know, the new socialism.

[dragonblustar]

Helen Thomas will keep your seat warm until you get back.....
: )

[Yaelle]

YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT SANDWICH.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Don’t fall in.

[cripplecreek]

Hold on, I gotta put on a clean pair of socks.

[bunkerhill7]

Millions for defense but not one cent for redistribute!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Appropriate considering the type of sandwich we’re all going to be eating for the next four years.

[sneakers]

Take some reading material - oh, and don’t forget to flush!

[ThomasThomas]

Don’t forget to wash your hands before leaving the restroom.

[evets]

[shhrubbery!]

heh. [snorting weakly]

[mass55th]

The next time you have pie, I want that piece you owe me.

[humblegunner]

Make sure you don’t quit making the sandwich half-way through.

[South40]

Make a sandwich for your neighbor too. And quit being greedy! Pay for his gas and his mortgage too!

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Good idea. Maybe I’ll open a can of Spam.

[KTM rider]

I try to go big and go often

everytime I flush, my cost per flush goes down, the sewer bill here goes to a government sanctioned utility monopoly that charges $39 a month , that makes it over $1 a flush if I only go once a day so I send them all the crap i can

[Phlap]

Bon Appetit!

[Errant]

[Mr. Know It All]

[Overheard]

“I told my wife that if Obama wins, we’re leaving the country. She said, ‘OK, but if Romney wins we’re leaving the country, too.’ The fact is, we both just love to travel abroad.”

[kidd]

http://rightpunditry.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/language-of-racism-the-insane-and-bigoted-now-detect-racism-in-peanut-butter-sandwiches/