That’s why I pee in my backyard.
Cop was probably a perv anyway and just wanted to get close to see the little wee wee.
Does this cop carry 1 bullet he has to keep in his shirt pocket like Barny Fife?
This was probably a big bust for this cop. Last week he only got to issue a ticket for allowing a dog to urinate on the fire hydrant.
***That’s why I pee in my backyard.***
Watch out for the drones! I’d better also watch out!
No one comes by my place! When I unzip, suddenly it is a parade!