I think he’s going with “Office of the Future Ex-President”.
Making those HEAVY DECISIONS (Lunch, Benghazi etc...)
Obama:...."OK I got it now
....Heads.....Wagu Beef
....Tails.....Lobster"
Senior Adviser (to self)..."and your chances of a second term are about as good as that for the coin landing on it's edge."
Mebbe “Office of the President Reject” or
“Office of the Former WH Occupier”?