A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doc I’m having trouble with my ‘marital relations’.”
Doctor says: “Here’s what I want you to try. Every day, walk ten miles...and call me in a week.”
A week later, the man calls: “Doc, I’ve been doing like you said.”
Doctor: “And how how are your ‘marital relations’?”
Man: “I don’t know. I’m 70 miles form home.”
Country boy goes to his dad to discuss the upcoming marriage the young man is looking forward to.
Son: Dad, Ah don’ know whut to do on muh wedding night.
Dad: (Knowing Son is shy a few bricks) Wal, Son...you jest take the thing you like best and put it whar she pees.
On his wedding night, Son took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.