The Tater family was sitting down to dinner. Pa Tater first addressed his oldest son, Junior.
“Junior, are you seeing anyone special these days?”
Junior replied, “Yessir, Pa. I’m seeing a lovely russet.”
Pa smiled and said, “That’s a right fine tater, son, a right fine tater.”
Pa then turned his attention to his second son.
“What about you, Joe Bob? You seeing anyone special?”
Joe Bob gave a big grin and said, “Yessir, Pa. I just met the most gorgeous idaho you’ve ever seen.”
Pa nodded his approval and said, “That’s a right fine tater, son. A right fine tater.”
Lastly, Pa addressed his youngest son.
“And how about you, Ernest? You seeing anyone these days?”
Ernest grinned shyly and said, “Well, Pa, I have been going out with Barbara Walters.”
“Barbara Walters??!! You can’t date her son.”
Ernest was taken aback. “Why not, Pa?”
“Because, she’s just a common tater.”
speaking of children and their relationships....
A young 13 year old Kentucky boy rushes through the front door of his family’s cabin, all excited.
“Pa! PA! Guess what!!?? I’m a gittin married
“Oh that’s great son. Who’s the lucky girl?”, asks Pa
“She’s Rachel Bodette, from the road, down yonder. And guess what, Pa? She’s a VIRGIN!!!”, says the boy.
“Wait a minute, boy!!! You aint a marrying that girl. If she aint good enough for her kin, she ain’t good enough for our’n!!!”