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To: llevrok

The Tater family was sitting down to dinner. Pa Tater first addressed his oldest son, Junior.

“Junior, are you seeing anyone special these days?”

Junior replied, “Yessir, Pa. I’m seeing a lovely russet.”

Pa smiled and said, “That’s a right fine tater, son, a right fine tater.”

Pa then turned his attention to his second son.

“What about you, Joe Bob? You seeing anyone special?”

Joe Bob gave a big grin and said, “Yessir, Pa. I just met the most gorgeous idaho you’ve ever seen.”

Pa nodded his approval and said, “That’s a right fine tater, son. A right fine tater.”

Lastly, Pa addressed his youngest son.

“And how about you, Ernest? You seeing anyone these days?”

Ernest grinned shyly and said, “Well, Pa, I have been going out with Barbara Walters.”

“Barbara Walters??!! You can’t date her son.”

Ernest was taken aback. “Why not, Pa?”

“Because, she’s just a common tater.”


41 posted on 10/26/2012 8:18:31 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

speaking of children and their relationships....

A young 13 year old Kentucky boy rushes through the front door of his family’s cabin, all excited.

“Pa! PA! Guess what!!?? I’m a gittin married

“Oh that’s great son. Who’s the lucky girl?”, asks Pa

“She’s Rachel Bodette, from the road, down yonder. And guess what, Pa? She’s a VIRGIN!!!”, says the boy.

“Wait a minute, boy!!! You aint a marrying that girl. If she aint good enough for her kin, she ain’t good enough for our’n!!!”


48 posted on 10/26/2012 8:36:47 AM PDT by llevrok (By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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