Norman Malware Remover didn't, and AVG usually gets these, so I figured while it may be a virus, I'd likely have got it with a scan. Still, you never know.
As for Apples, we often have these computers tied into a net where I work, even though this particular one is personal. The result of having an Apple (whose owner thought they were immune to viruses) tie into a windows based net is often mayhem, and that's a no-no on an oil rig. Apple might run one of the later versions of the software I run, but those are five times the cost of the version I purchased years ago, do little more that I haven't figured out how to do myself, and come with a quarterly tab for an electronic key close to the price I paid for the software when I bought it (annually), 'cause now there's a boom on.
That dog won't hunt, and I've become not only a fair laptop mechanic, but pretty good at scrounging the right part...
If my old Win98SE machine hadn't died in a puddle from a leaking window seal I might be using it yet. (8^D)
(I still have working Win 3.11 and Win95 machines...kept mainly as a curiosity for when the kids complain about these booting up slowly.)