On Election Night I will be drinking Jim Beam’s Devil’s Cut bourbon and when Fox News announces that Mitt is the winner, I will step outside and press the button on my portable air horn and announce that OUR....LONG....NATIONAL....NIGHTMARE...IS....OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can’t go wrong with Jim Beam
I wish I had a huge bell that I could ring all night long when it is announce that Obama has lost.
The new, hopefully conservative, Congress should declare Nov 7th a national holiday. That would make libs heads explode.
You just gave me a most excellent idea... I have in my garage a cold war relic. A 240 volt air raid siren... All I need is to put on a fresh set of feeds, a switch and a lock plug that fits the socket on my generator. OOOOOOOOH YEEESSSSS!!! I think I shall do it, I do!
If I aim it westward the entire town will hear it... I of course will have to put in a set of ear plugs and then cover them with a set of hearing protector muffs. But that is not too big of a deal for chance like this.
PS: Dad, if you're listening up there in heaven, thanks for keeping the old siren!