You bring to mind a scene from "The Big Bang Theory!"
[Usual gang and Priya are gossiping about Sheldon]
Howard Wolowitz: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?
Priya: Oh, God! You're kidding?
Raj Koothrappali: Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterward and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could've put a little more thought into Windows Vista."
[all laugh]
Leonard Hofstadter: Bam! Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.
Mark
From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1632232/quotes
did you know there are 2 windows design teams, and the B team is responible for Millenium and Vista?
PCs will be as popular as CRTs soon.