2. Gasoline - pump up your tires
3. Health Care - don't get your leg amputated, take the blue pill.
4. Stop buying Arugula
5. Don't buy Wedding Presents - send the money to Zer0
6. Get the million airs and billion airs to pay your fair share of taxes.
Actually I did get gasoline for FREE on two occasions during the past year. Almost exactly a year ago I got FREE gasoline for a week and then again this year from late June to early August. It's not easy to accomplish but it is doable. The worst thing about getting FREE gasoline is when the deal ends and you have to go back to paying for gasoline. I sort of went into mourning in August when my gasoline deal ended.