[Scoutmaster]

[I always suspected they liked my brother better than me.]

Tommy? Is that you?

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Sad to think that you & I are probably the only oldsters who know who these two are! :)

Tom: You can tell who's running the country by how much clothes people wear, see?
Dick: Do you mean that some people can afford more clothes on, and some people have... less on? Is that what you mean?
Tom: That's right.
Dick: I don't understand.
Tom: See, the ordinary people, you'd say that the ordinary people are the less-ons.
Dick: So who's running the country?
Tom: The morons.