How about some pictures of you from the olden days; just for research purposes.
You are just tooooo funny. Better to just wonder than to know and be disappointed!
I flew for TWA and there were no old or ugly flight attendants. We weighed in before every flight. Had a 2 lb. leeway and then you were grounded. But we did have a lot of fun. Took 8 hours and 2 stops from KC to LAX so you got to know passengers pretty well.