True story. Back during the height of JWP’s “No justice, no peace” protests, my spouse was in the Parkland Hospital cafeteria. A sweet little old black lady was ordering a hamburger.
“Can I get mustard on that?” she asks.
“Yes, ma’am. You sure can.” The cook answers.
“Well can I get cheese on that too?”
“Yes, ma’am. Anything you want.” He says sweetly.
She pauses for a minute, sort of confused. Then she asks the cook - serious as a heart attack - “Then why that man outside protestin’ the cafeter’a, hollerin’ ‘bout ‘No mustard, no cheese!’ “
LOL!
Yer making it up LOL!