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For the curious:
• 37 HP 2 cylinder engine
• rear engine, rear wheel drive
• 4 speed manual transmission
• 55.5 mpg
• 5.3 ft³ trunk, only accessible from inside
• no airbags
• no power steering, air conditioning, radio or CD in base model
• three lugnuts per wheel
• only one side mirror
• has all the graceful styling and passenger dignity of a Segway with tassels
• is notorious for doing this:

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• 37 HP 2 cylinder engine

37...THIRTY SEVEN!!! No, that is NOT a typo!